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Thursday, September 24, 2009

As I Was...

On recent occasions As I Was out in public:

I got home to find Cheerios dried, crusty and stuck the back of my shoulder. Bummer.

Walked out of my Little Nut Nut's preschool classroom to realize that my white nursing pad was falling out of my black bra and my black tank top. Fabulous.

I came home from Wal-Mart to the realization that I forgot the nursing pads, hence the wet boobs. Cute.

I was walking through Target, again after dropping a few of the kids off at school, I noticed that I had dried spit-up on the back of my tank top and down the back of my pants. Ooohhh so sexy.

After having a wicked allergy attack, itchy watery eyes, runny nose, and just about sneezing my brain out, while waiting in line to pick my child up at school, and after I pick up said child, I drive away and glance at myself in the mirror to find a booger. Nice.

And just today, I got home from dropping off 2 of my kids at 2 different schools to realize that my tank top was on inside out. Brilliant.

As my friend Lisa likes to say "Poke me with a fork, I'm done"



5 comments:

Kate said...

Oh dear! You've had quite the day! (Hugs)

Mama M. said...

THAT was cute! Love the booger one, I had a similar attack recently, the hubs looks at me, nearly gagging, "Ugh...you've gotta booger on your nose"...sexy, oh, so attractive! And, um...it wasn't your nursing tank you had on backwards, was it?

Lisa Curcio said...

Mama M,

Nope, I gave away most of my nursing shirts when I was done having kids 3 babies ago lol!

Emily said...

Haha. Love it. Thanks for the chuckle. Been there done that (especially the ones involving spit-up).

Linda Romeo said...

Hysterical - good laughs for this rainy Friday morning. With lots of love and support for a more glamorous day!

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